British Dwarf Performer's Penis Gets Stuck In Hoover

A dwarf performer at UK's Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" as he is better known, was due to perform at the "Circus of Horrors" at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act would show him on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his penis through a special attachment.

But the attachment broke just before the performance. So Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately he only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the recommended 20 minutes.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, and hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

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