Sex-Crazy Koala Bear In Demand After Experiment
A sex-mad Scottish koala bear is in demand after succeeding in an experiment in which he was asked to show an Austrian bear a thing or two. 
Managers at Vienna's Schoenbrunn zoo had just about given up on their own male koala bear thinking it just wasn't interested in sex. So they brought the Scottish bear named Chumbee to 'work' with the female from Edinburgh zoo in the UK.
And five-year-old Chumbee has shown his magic. He has succeeded where erotic koala movies and aphrodisiac foods failed.
"Chumbee hasn't stopped since he got here, it has been almost non stop sex in the koala enclosure ever since, and now even our own male is joining in," says Zoo manager Helmut Pechlaner. ""We are confident we will soon be seeing the padding of tiny koala paws."
"The only break is to eat or sleep, other than that there's no stopping them."
"The heat has probably helped but we doubt it would make much difference whatever temperature it was for the Scottish koala. Chumbee can't restrain himself."
In the meantime, Chumbee has become a star and several other zoos now want to loan him to invigorate their own koala colonies.
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