Man Calls Police Because Prostitute Skips Sex, Steals Cash

A 19 year-old man in Merced County, California called the Sheriff�s Department for assistance after a woman he was going to pay for sex, skipped out and instead stole his money.

Spokesman Tom MacKenzie says the man called the sheriff's department from his home and told the sheriff's department that he had paid a woman $180 to come and perform a strip-tease.

The man said the woman arrived at the home and after performing the strip-tease, MacKenzie said she said she could do something extra and offered to perform sexual acts for another $80.

The man thought this was reasonable enough and accepted, giving her the money � although the woman told him to get a condom before the sexual act could occur.

So the man walked out of the room to get a condom � but when he returned the woman had left with his money. Upset that he had just been robbed, the man then called the sheriff's department to 'investigate.'

An officer arrived at the scene to talk to the man and informed him that he had just committed a criminal act by paying someone for sex, and suddenly, the man was no longer interested in pressing charges against the woman.

So let this be a lesson to all of you: keep a condom handy.

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