Elderly Woman Gives Naked Intruder The 'Squeeze'

An 88-year-old woman didn't need any weapons to fend off a naked intruder -- she instead simply grabbed the man's crotch and squeezed as hard as she could.

Deputy Paul McRedmond at the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office in Oregon says that the man got into the house through a sliding door.

He then managed to back the woman into her living room and push her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman grabbed the opportunity -- literally -- as she reached behind and squeezed.

The man did everything he could to free himself and then fled without any further damage. A county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Police have arrested a 46-year-old man for the accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency -- no word on whether the 'evidence' was inspected!

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