Crack Dealer Gives Out Business Cards

The proud owner of some new business cards got a response, but surely not what he had in mind when he printed them up.

Police in Kansas had heard of a man named Sylvester J. Williams selling drugs in the area for some time but they didn't have any major leads. Then one day they heard he was handing out business cards. They were lucky enough to get their hands on one and gave him a call.

"When he answered, we agreed to buy some crack from him, we went up there, and we arrested him", local officer Kitchens said. The business card had an image of an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said "For a quick hit on time call the boss".

Williams was charged with possessing crack cocaine with the intention to sell. "It makes our job considerably easier when they advertise and let us know where to get ahold of them", the officer said.

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