Australian Brothels Give Discounts On Gas Prices

Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are now offering clients discounts based on their gas bills!

Australian Brothel owners say the system works the same way as supermarkets that offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks.

"If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we'll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter", Kerry, the manager of a Sydney brothel said.

The owner of the brothel, Kerry, says once you've filled up your car, bring your receipt to the brothel and they'll discount the price of your visit with one of the brothel's "service providers".

Brothels have taken out newspaper ads advertising the discount to get more "bums on beds", as the owner says..

Brothels are legal across most of Australia, with the exception of residential areas, and near churches or schools.

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