Bare-bottom Bandit Sent To Prison
Omaha's bare-bottom bandit has been sentenced to three to five years in prison for his crime last year that earned him the fitting name. 
But two things made Christopher Willever's drunken theft of a 'Tobacco Hut' even worse as he crawled across the store floor last year - a bad belt and his camera-loving backside.
"You were an ass in every true sense of the word in this crime", Judge Thomas Otepka told the 22-year-old man.
Willever said he was tired of being poor, so he drank rum and decided to rob the store. Unfortunately, he was drunk enough not to realize that his pants had fallen down, exposing his bottom to surveillance cameras - which was later shown on news programs throughout the country.
"He was pretty humiliated and embarrassed", said his defender Steenbock. "He showed his bottom to whoever turned on the TV".
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