German Teens Accused Of Making Ostrich Impotent
Three German teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside a farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich. 
Rico Gabel, a farmer, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three teens aged between 17-18.
According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys have made the previously lustful ostrich named Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and he has since been unable to perform with his two female breeding partners.
The farmer estimates that he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring � worth $460 a piece because of the teens.
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