Woman Survives Plunge Thanks To Pile Of Shit

A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a pile of excrement which broke her fall.

Apparently, the accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry in her balcony.

A local newspaper reports: "Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes".

"She probably stretched out too far and fell... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement".

See? Screaming 'Oh shit' isn't always in vain.

She can thank the pile for suffering only minor injuries.

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