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Friday, November 17, 2006
Television Remote Leads To Thief's Arrest
People With Vicious Dogs May Be Vicious Too

Thursday, November 16, 2006
Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Testicle
Man Fined For Saying This Word On Flight
Michelle Rodriguez & Kristanna Loken In Relationship

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
US Judge Rules Burrito Isn't A Sandwich
Also In Video: Pamela Anderson On 'Jimmy Kimmel'
Thai Zoo Sells Panda Dung In Souvenirs

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Dead Man Blamed For Over 200 Speeding Tickets
Man Survives Walking Into Spinning Propellers

Monday, November 13, 2006
Bosnian Town Plans To Make A Cabbage Statue
Spanish Town Thinks Current Road Signs Sexist
Now You Can Play The 'Air Guitar' For Real
Updated: Owner To Remove 'Woman's Mouth' Urinals

Friday, November 10, 2006
Man Uses 'Bug Story' To Get Women Naked
London Man Has Firecracker Go Off In His Ass

Thursday, November 09, 2006
School Lets Students Use SMS Lingo On Exams
Islanders Reunite After Finding Bridge On Net

Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Russian Doctor Makes 'Designer Condoms'
Elle Mcpherson Shows Nipples In See-Through Top
Two Year-old Boy Held As Airport 'Threat'
Spears Files For Divorce From Federline

Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Judge Orders Man To Wear "Sex Offender" T-shirt
Officer Says His Wife Put Pot In Meatballs

Monday, November 06, 2006
Prisoner Shrink-Wraps His Way To Freedom
Censors Say Flavored Condom Ads In Bad Taste
Now In Video: Hayek Takes Her Top Off On 'Betty'

Friday, November 03, 2006
South Korea To Finally Legalise Miniskirts
German Burglar Leaves His Finger Behind

Thursday, November 02, 2006
Now Men Too Can Look Bigger With 'Wonderjock'
Penis-Shaped Flower Stinks Out Gardens

Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Man Gets Jail For Penis Photos On Cars
Truck Spills Two Tons Of Pig Heads On Road

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Court Tells 'Love Witch' To Return Money
Model Katie Downes Topless In 'Nuts' Magazine
Man Tries To Use Worst Fake $100 Bill Ever

Monday, October 30, 2006
Time Change Not An Easy Task For Clock Museum
Hilary Swank Shows Nipples In See-Through Top
Burglar Decides To Rob Surveillance Shop
Stella McCartney On Mills:'I'll Kill The Bitch'

Friday, October 27, 2006
School Sends 'Captain Underpants' Girls Home
'Sexsomniacs' Puzzle Medical Researchers

Thursday, October 26, 2006
Man Cuts Ring Finger And Gives It To Ex-Wife
Driving Test Ends With Crash Into Bureau

Wednesday, October 25, 2006
City Sets Underwear Rule For Firefighters
Professors' Math Theory Bags Lottery Jackpot

Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Mayor: Army Should Take Prostitutes On Missions
Taxi Driver Comes Up With Thief-Proof 'Cow Cab'

Monday, October 23, 2006
Australians Told To Stop Singing In The Shower
Man Follows GPS, Crashes Into Toilet

Friday, October 20, 2006
Owner To Remove 'Woman's Mouth' Urinals

Thursday, October 19, 2006
Kazakhstan Misspells Word On New Money
Singer Ashley Tisdale Nipple Slip In Mag Photo
Christina Aguilera Talks 'Naked Sundays'

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Man Arrested For Drive-by 'Crossbow Shooting'
Dog Saves Owner, Then Dies Trying To Save Cat
Tara Reid Gets 'Ugliest' Boob Job Repaired
Photos Of Tara Reid's 'Ugliest' Boob Job
Toy Gun Doesn't Fool Bank Security Guard

Tuesday, October 17, 2006
'Creative' Fried Coke A Big Hit At Fairs
Braless Visitors No Longer Welcome In Prison

Monday, October 16, 2006
Korean Pimps Get Around Law With 'Sex Dolls'
Lindsay Lohan Slips Up In See-Through Top
Man Handed Nearly $20,000 With Burger Order
Sienna 'I'm Famous' Miller Denied Drinks At Tavern

Friday, October 13, 2006
Grandma Mails Fruitcakes, Sues Postal Service
Mickey, Minnie Upset Disney With 'Orgy' Video
Exhibition Says Birds And Bees May Be Gay
Jessica Alba Says 'I Don't Do Nudity'

Thursday, October 12, 2006
Man Used Snake As Car 'Security System'
Angelina Jolie Prefers Lesbian Love Scenes
Trump Says Pitt Smart For Not Marrying Jolie
British Men Say Fake Boobs A Turn Off?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Woman Charged With Drunk Horse Riding
'Burger King' Gives Officers 'Pot' Burgers
Barbra Streisand Tells Fan: Shut The F**k Up
Sienna Miller Says Monogamy Is 'Overrated'

Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Driver Obeys GPS System, Ignores Common Sense
Britney Spears Sex Tape Video Is A Fake
Paris Hilton Caught With Pot In Her Purse?
Jelly Sparks Toxic Waste Alert In Germany

Monday, October 09, 2006
Man Tries To Drive 310 Miles In Reverse
Sienna Miller Insults Pittsburgh, Then Apologizes
Iranian Leader: Don't Masturbate During Ramadan

Friday, October 06, 2006
Drivers Think Of Sex Rather Than Signals
Malaysia To Levy Fines For Poor Speech

Thursday, October 05, 2006
German Police On The Prowl For Busty Cheats
Ashlee Simpson Calls Carter's Claim A Joke
Parents Kidnap Bride So She Misses Wedding
Jessica Simpson Says She's 'Sexually Frustrated'

Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Ukrainian Invents Condom That Plays Music
Cameron Diaz Topless And Caught On Camera
Real Clown Running For Mayor Of City

Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Silicone Breasts Save Woman In Car Crash
Art Teacher Fired After Museum Field Trip

Monday, October 02, 2006
Escaped Hamster Interrupts Austrian Flight
Burglar Decides To Do Laundry, Order Pizza

Friday, September 29, 2006
New Records For Longest Fingernails & Mohawk
Art Teacher Shocks Students By Getting Naked

Thursday, September 28, 2006
Burglar In Thong Leaves Taped Video At Scene
Prostitute Nabs Crooked Cop With His Own Badge

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Three Year-old Buys Convertible On Internet
Killer Teddy Bear Leaves 2,500 Fish Dead
Lohan Tells Paparazzi: 'F**k Off And Die'

Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Man Arrested For Forcing Housemaid To Suck
Update: Implant Left Man With Ten Year Erection
Kate Winslet Reluctant To Strip After Pregnancies

Monday, September 25, 2006
Court Says $32,000 Too Much To Fondle Breasts
Jessica Alba Voted Most Kissable Celebrity

Friday, September 22, 2006
Citizens Unwittingly Help Boy Steal Car
Eat A Cockroach And Be The First In Line

Thursday, September 21, 2006
Man Receives Letters From Lost Garden Gnome
Timberlake Upets Diaz With His Comments
Man Plummets Fifty Feet To Grab Missing $20

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
World's First Penis Transplant Gets Reversed
Aaron Carter Proposes To Former Miss USA Teen

Tuesday, September 19, 2006
X-rated Font Used On Third-Grade Handout
Sadie Frost Bares Her Ass For Campaign
Muscleman Supports Helicopter On His Back

Monday, September 18, 2006
Man Sets Sights On Eye-Popping Record

Friday, September 15, 2006
Man Breaks Leg Trying To Cure Fear Of Heights
Pensioner Falls Down Manhole, Cries Ignored

Thursday, September 14, 2006
Mayor Says Prostitutes Can Stop Terrorism

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Lindsay Lohan Leaves Her Underwear At Home
'Ugly' Museum Goldfish Gets A Makeover

Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Blind Man Says He Was 'Testing' His Driving
Pink Has Put A Witch Spell On Her Husband
Raccoon Forces Student To Miss Homework

Monday, September 11, 2006
Man Crashes Using Penis Pump With Pants Down

Friday, September 08, 2006
Ski Instructors Brave Cold For Naked Calendar
Reading Makes Justin Timberlake Dizzy

Thursday, September 07, 2006
Tourist Blames 'Lack Of Goats' For Speeding
David Beckham Gets 'Lost In Translation'

Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Thieves Use Naked Women In Robbery Plan
Lindsay Lohan's No Underwear Upskirt Photos
Update: Nepali Boy May Be World's Smallest Person

Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Security Is Bad News For Women's Sex Drive
Pacino Says Madonna Got Naked For Him

Monday, September 04, 2006
Nude Rambler Won't Dress Despite Prison Term

Friday, September 01, 2006
Ice-cream Hungry Hedgehogs Prompt Change At McDonald's

Thursday, August 31, 2006
Australian Brothels Give Discounts On Gas Prices
Suri Cruise's 'First Poop' Goes On Display

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Brazilian Woman Has Fourteen Pound Baby
CNN Broadcasts Bathroom Talk Over The Air

Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Nepali Boy May Be World's Smallest Person
Pregnant Britney Posters Allowed In Subway
Woman Crashes Car Teaching Dog To Drive

Monday, August 28, 2006
Nude Teens Raising Eyebrows In Vermont

Friday, August 25, 2006
Man's Penis Pump Gets Mistaken For Bomb

Thursday, August 24, 2006
New Zealand's Topless Parade Photos, Boobs on Bikes
Who Wouldn't Want A 'Striptease Funeral'?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Swedish TV Channel Screens Porn In Blunder
Big Brother UK's Nikki Was An Escort

Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Nepali Women Strip Naked For Rain Gods

Monday, August 21, 2006
Man With Two Penises Wants One Removed

Friday, August 18, 2006
Chocolate Bars Cause Hallucinations At Airport

Thursday, August 17, 2006
Man Drinks Potion For Good Luck And Dies

Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Breast Implants Save Woman After Hezbollah Attack
Woman Takes Weather Forecasters To Court

Monday, August 14, 2006
Woman Sets Record With 70 Speeding Tickets

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